this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, that picture makes him look like a Vogon

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We should be so lucky to never hear his poetry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe we've been forced to hear it the whole time and just not recognized it as such.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I could have sworn he mumbled something about "freddled gruntbuggly" that one time he was describing Ivanka.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sleepy Don.

It looks like he woke up from another little nappy with bed head and a post-it stuck to his face.

Sad!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I like presidential candidates that don't get shot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He looks like a gigantic pussy with that maxi pad strapped to his head.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Alright, I know what I said before, but this one's pretty dang funny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What happened to the graze on his cheek? Did they fill it with orange putty?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It was just blood drops /smears on his face from his ear I think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hide in plain sight, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hear preferred way to sneak it is up the butt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You put the crack inside the crack

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

¿Por que no los dos?