It's hard to give a blowjob if you're dead, or not in the same location as the receiver.
ironhydroxide
joined 8 months ago
Hmmm. Not sure that'd work. If you don't age, does that mean time doesn't pass? In which case you'd probably be fired for lack of output (unless you're a C suite or above)
Would be cool, but my body probably has a ton of shit that could kill the vultures just as the cows did.
I highly doubt it. One of the main reasons he wants the presidency is to pardon himself for everything and anything. And to be king.
Can't do either of those things if he quits completely.
Oh he'd still try the Couping 2: Electric Boogaloo. Just makes it more obvious to people who don't have brain rot.
I'd be even more worried because of the collar.
Those types are only "accountable to God".
Should have replaced "danger reared its ugly head" with. "logic needed to be said"
Screwed up the last part. "Wasn't that bad" is really "it was your fault"
It's almost as if one shouldn't take advice from an imaginary source.
And for a non-zero number of those, it's because no fuck.
So, humans are doing the same thing to space as they have been doing to Earth. Good to know at least we're consistent.
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Nor am I a necrophiliac.