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FInancially it's a complete no brainer:

Fines issued to each parent have gone up from £60 to £80 per child which will be doubled if it happens again within three years. Those with a third fine in a three-year period now face prosecution.

So every second year spend £160 per child you've got but save potentially thousands of pounds on out-of-season holidays.

A melt is someone who melts under emotional or confrontational pressure.

Don't think I've ever heard it in real life though, just on that there telly.

And plenty of Bgarlic!

She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it’s — and I own a big building there — it’s no
— I shouldn’t talk about this but that’s OK I don’t give a damn because this is what
I’m doing. I should say it’s the finest city in the world — sell and get the hell out of
there, right? But I can’t do that. I don’t care, you know? I lost billions of dollars,
billions of dollars. You know, somebody said, ‘What do you think you lost?’ I said,
‘Probably two, three billion. That’s OK, I don’t care.’ They say, ‘You think you’d do it
again?’ And that’s the least of it. Nobody. They always say, I don’t know if you know.
Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they
say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president. I said,
‘Do that study again, because I think there’s nobody close to Trump.’ I even got shot!
And who the hell knows where that came from, right?

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No, I just walk funny.

Ah, the ol’ lemmy switcheroo!

I'm two bots in an overcoat.

There's the fucking British and then there's the no-fucking British. Make sure you check the label before interacting.

"As CTO, I am a unique and special genius with unique and special vision. You exist only to implement my unique and special vision. Expect me to document and define the unique and special vision haphazardly (sometimes literally on the back of a restaurant napkin), if at all, and that I will be hugely critical if you deviate from any of the undescribed features of my unique and special vision."

Source: have worked directly for more than one unique and special genius.

Mine just keeps leaving scathing reviews of me on Tripadvisor.

"Oh Crumbs!"

Sounds a bit wank to me.