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I heard a really juicy rumour about the butter... (feddit.uk)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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... but I won't spread it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hear it spreads easily.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

But only when it's a hot topic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Oh, you will. All we have to do is turn the heat on and you'll melt like.... Well.... You know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Just need to grease the wheels a bit 💰

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Suppose I'll have to grease your palms to convince ya, aren't I?