Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. (discuss.tchncs.de)
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It's a Faux Pa

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Opposites (lemmy.ca)
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What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? (lemmy.ml)
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Strum-boli.

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Vacation (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19436480

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I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it. (lemmy.world)
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It's okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.

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Where the robber meets the road (lemmy.world)
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It's strange there's a Summer and Winter Olympics ... (lemm.ee)
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... when spring and fall are the things athletes do most.

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Going in circles (lemmy.world)
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Nightmare prevention (lemmy.zip)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/22056049

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What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do whenever they have an argument before a concert? (lemmy.world)
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Make-up and KISS!

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If you make it with ostrich eggs (fedia.io)
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is it called an "omel"?

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What's the most edible moon? (lemmy.zip)
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Ensaladus

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I would tell you a joke about corn (lemmy.world)
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But it's to corny

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i like this (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Braking Bad (lemmy.world)
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How embarrassing (lemmy.world)
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Dealing with a spider (lemmy.world)
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Ain't no one (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/26813597

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Whenever I go to see a psychic, they're always angry or depressed. (lemmy.ml)
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I never get a happy medium.

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What do you call an acid with a bad attitude? (lemmy.ml)
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A-mean-o acid.

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Autocorrect made me say things... (ttrpg.network)
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...that I didn't Nintendo.

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I saw a microbiologist today. (lemmy.zip)
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Was much bigger than I expected.

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Why was the envelope feeling so confident going into his job interview? (lemmy.zip)
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He was addressed for success!

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