Hossenfeffer

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Jeff's magic money machine in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I like boats. Plus I'm a billionaire now.

Why are jokes about mythological creatures such a hot topic? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Surely 'Why are jokes about mythological creatures so tedious?' would be a better set-up?

Jeff's magic money machine in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The problem is that it’s so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll.

I shop at Burgess.

This would get me to actually watch a remake in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Mahna Mahna!

no'in worse than skeggy in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Does Syria have one of the largest Entertainment Centres on the East Coast of Lincolnshire?

Does North Korea have a pier with 10-Pin Bowling, Laser Quest, Escape Rooms and a large indoor softplay area?

Do they fuck! Come to Skegness for a family fun-filled day out with a fantastic range of offers and family packages available all year long.

The Water Margin - does this count as British Telly? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Monkey was good, but it was no Water Margin. Though given my Chinese Zodiac sign is Monkey I will just say that the nature of Monkey is irrepressible!

Plus, also, 'pouffe'. Not heard that in a while.

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The Water Margin - does this count as British Telly? (www.youtube.com)
 

"The ancient sages said, "Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say it will not become a dragon?" So may one just man become an army."

One of my all time favourite shows from my childhood. Any one else love the rebels of the Water Margin of Liang Shan Po?

Two in five not saving enough in pension for even basic retirement in c/[email protected]
‘Cocaine sharks’ found in waters off Brazil in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

"The little bus that couldn't."

Our American cousins would love it.

Ucas plans to drop personal statements for UK university applicants in c/[email protected]
What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That hurts the side of my thumb but I'll give it a go!

What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I heard something like this the other day. Is it the same thumb as the palm? 'Cos I can't press my right hand thumb to the palm of my right hand very hard.

What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love water so much I always add a splash to my whisky!

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Poor bugger... double Maths must be an ordeal (feddit.uk)
 
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Every Chaosium 'Runequest: Roleplaying in Glorantha' PDF for £14.21 (feddit.uk)
 

All of Chaosium's Runequest: Roleplaying in Glorantha is currently available in PDF from Humble Bundle for £14.21.

That's everything. Which is insane value for money. You'd be mad not to. Get it here!

[Original post on the excellent (but undernourished) /c/runequest_glorantha!]

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Bacon ice cream and nugget overload sees misfiring McDonald's AI withdrawn (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Ram-raiders steal Slush Puppie machine (www.bbc.co.uk)
 

An investigation has been launched after ram-raiders stole a Slush Puppie machine.

The raid happened at about 01:40 BST on Saturday at Moores Fish & Chip Shop in Newton Leys, Milton Keynes.

Thames Valley Police said significant damage was caused to the shop after a vehicle, believed to be a dark Vauxhall Astra, repeatedly drove into it.

A number of men entered the shop and stole the cold drinks machine.

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On my way to work this morning a tractor nearly crashed into me. The driver was shouting about the end of the world being nigh... (feddit.uk)
 

... I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees (www.bbc.co.uk)
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What happened before the invention of the crowbar? (feddit.uk)
 

Crows had to drink at home.

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You know what they say about anticipation... (feddit.uk)
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This goat with anxiety only calms down when she's in her duck costume (feddit.uk)
 

https://www.today.com/pets/goat-anxiety-only-calms-down-when-duck-costume-t105482

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I heard a really juicy rumour about the butter... (feddit.uk)
 

... but I won't spread it.

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Got a Ring doorbell? Expect a 43% increase in annual subscription (feddit.uk)
 

"Starting 11 March 2024, the price of Ring Protect Basic will change from £34.99/year to £49.99/year per device. If you would like to keep your current plan, no further action is required. Your plan will renew at the new price, unless you cancel your subscription before your next renewal on or after 11 March 2024."

Arse clowns.

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