[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

Closet racists friends with open racists shocker! Film at eleven! Now here's a word from our sponsors...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

Cue the Danish Samyang Challenge on social media. Packets will sell for increasing amounts on eBay or whatever with 'I can take it' vikings eager to prove their manliness (or womanliness) by consuming the noodles on TikTok.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Runequest: Oh dear, my left leg’s come off!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Right. Good. Ok. I'll be sure to follow his advice next time I decide to hit myself with a hammer.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

I feel like this is borderline WTF as much as ‘And finally…’

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's the order the carp put in first time I offered to go to the chippy for them. Who am I to argue?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Whenever I visit I like to throw in a cod and chips, a haddock and chips, a pukka pie and a savaloy. Plus mushy peas and a gravy. And a curry sauce. Don't bother with the pickled eggs though, they won't touch them.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's already enrolled his kids in a school in California for the ~~autumn~~ fall term. So he's desperate not to let chance and the occasional stupidity of the British voting public make that difficult.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I like OG Tabasco on eggs rather than siracha.

But otherwise, the beauty of working from home is that lunch can be pretty varied. That said, if I can find some decent tomatoes then nothing much beats a really good BLT. Mmmm.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Bet that's quite the mouthful! Bet that fills you up! Maybe add some nice plums?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Same with visiting almost any website.

Then

  1. Click on link to website.
  2. Read website.

Now

  1. Click on link to website.
  2. Click on Cookie options.
  3. Scroll down looking for 'Reject All'.
  4. Discover there is no 'Reject All'.
  5. Scroll back through list turning off all optional cookies.
  6. Scroll back to the bottom to click on 'Confirm my choices'.
  7. Hunt for the close X on the 'Subscribe to our newsletter' pop-up.
  8. Click on the close X on the 'Subscribe to our newsletter' pop-up.
  9. Read the website.
  10. Discover the website is just more AI generated SEO garbage.
  11. Go outside, walk on the grass barefoot, weep for the future of humanity.
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An investigation has been launched after ram-raiders stole a Slush Puppie machine.

The raid happened at about 01:40 BST on Saturday at Moores Fish & Chip Shop in Newton Leys, Milton Keynes.

Thames Valley Police said significant damage was caused to the shop after a vehicle, believed to be a dark Vauxhall Astra, repeatedly drove into it.

A number of men entered the shop and stole the cold drinks machine.

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... I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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Crows had to drink at home.

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... but I won't spread it.

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"Starting 11 March 2024, the price of Ring Protect Basic will change from £34.99/year to £49.99/year per device. If you would like to keep your current plan, no further action is required. Your plan will renew at the new price, unless you cancel your subscription before your next renewal on or after 11 March 2024."

Arse clowns.

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Editorialised headline: Man who anticipates making obscene piles of cash through deals with China sez we should do deals with China.

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First job of the Ryujin questline to get coffee from TerraBrew. I picked up the order but then sat with it on a bench in the lobby of Ryujin Tower for 48 hours (70 hours UT) before I completed the quest to make sure it was cold.

Hah! In your face, corporate drones, you don't control me!

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