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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I also have always wanted to sleep in a huge dog bed but, unfortunately

Summer

I'm already suffering the tyranny of sweating all my liquids out twice a night, this would add a whole extra dimension of heat (pun not intended)

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

OK so what we have here is a winter dog bed summer hammock situation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you’re not doing it already, use fans to move the air around your room. The moving air will help remove heat from your body, effectively making you feel cooler. This is done through what’s called convection.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

... Did you actually recommend fans to people who get hot like it's a secret? Is this some old British TV sketch about sheep growing fucking wool or vegetables coming right out the fucking ground lol?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Another reply acting like this is a dumb thing to remind people. Maybe I'm dumb too.

But we used to have a fan that blew air across the bed. Husband loved it, I hated the feeling of air moving across me and would be buried under blankets to avoid it.

After a medical procedure he was sleeping in a recliner for a few weeks while he healed.

I adjusted the fan and ceiling fan so they move air around the whole room, just not directly across the bed. I can sleep without barriers for air tickles, we get the white noise benefit, and the room feela cooler. It works for him too this way when he's in there and keeps him cool enough (I've asked)

Before that I had just assumed you had to be directly in front of a fan to get the benefits, especially when it's too hot outside for the AC to work effectively.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trying getting out of that in your 50s with arthritis setting in. Oof.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You want this

But you can upgrade to this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Damn i had that sandbox, core memory playing with Pohatu

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do you need to ruin my night like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Can I take it back 😬

Think of happy turtles

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Put the cushioned edges on a hinge so you can push them out of the way like a door-pillow

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

Why stop there? I hear they’ll give you an entire padded room if you ask correctly.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I pretty much exclusively sleep with one of my feet sticking out uncovered over the edge of the mattress. Without the warm foot/chilly foot combo, I'd just feel uncomfortable in this bed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is a bold lifestyle choice to announce to the world

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This is extremely standard

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't see the problem. The ring isn't solid, it's like a pillow all around so it wouldn't hinder you from that. There would only be a small height difference with the weight of your leg on the soft ring, even seems like it could be even better than a normal bed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Even if it squished most of the way down, I'd still have my leg uncomfortably raised. But I also use a pillow that's so thin that it barely lifts my head higher than the mattress at all, so maybe I'm just unnaturally well-suited to the flat slab bed shape.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I just throw my leg over the bed's wall. Works fine

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

As a tall person, they would never make this in my size

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I concur. My current bed is 15cm longer than standard because otherwise my feet end up hanging over the edge

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That happens to me too. In my daughter's bed. She's six. And really it's only if I really lay flat. It barely happens. One of the rare wins for below average height!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be awful. A new neck cramp every day.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

And pale puddle of sweat from my wife. We need airflow to sleep well.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I was just talking about something like this with my gf last week. I want a big bed with upturned edges (but still big enough to stretch out fully on the flat part) that I can fill with extra cushions and blankets. The image in my head was a bit nicer than a giant dog bed though...

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No not that extreme. I don't want a bed with walls, just slightly upturned edges. More like a big dinner plate than a crib.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I love the idea of a dinner plate bed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Body pillow retaining walls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I remember something like this with a friend's water bed. It was mostly a normal king size bed setup but the rim of the bed had a 3 or 4 inch wide padded lip. It all came out to level when the bed was made but the effect as you got on the bed was sinking down a little past the lip, so even if you were on the edge you were still sort of cupped into the mattress instead of being able to easily roll out.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Who's a good girl?!? Want to go outside?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I was going to post this but you are smarter and more clever. Doggy doggy... What now?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

This would be appealing if it wasn't so damn hot right now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their x-large looks impossible for two people to comfortably fit, even in their advertising. Also how wide are the bolsters along the edges? How would a 5'9" person even be able to sleep in the standard? My knees would kill if I had to suspend my legs by my feet in order to lay on my back.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, sadly these look like they're for average height women at most. As a 6' man, I'm disappointed.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What I'm hearing is everyone here would be immediately happier if they could afford to sew together a few body pillows. If only there was a simple solution to this dilemma...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In theory? Hell yeah furry bed.

In practice?

Any bed that restricts where I can position my legs is an instant no.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Stuffed bald eagle nest. 3 m wide.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have no greater ambition. Always be well rested. Most stress I feel is once a year on the 4th. Get super hyped about running around at the park with friends.

This should be what life's about. Robot overlords if you can hear me, skip all that matrix shit just get us bowls with our names on it.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Fill it with foam cubes, and put wrap a cover around it, and I'm in... We'll call it a loose foam mattress, and tell people the bumps are exercise the elasticity of their spinal column and that it reduces the effects of aging.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I bet it would get really hot if you live in the south, AC can only do so much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Would kinda suck for a hot place though

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