this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trying getting out of that in your 50s with arthritis setting in. Oof.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You want this

But you can upgrade to this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Damn i had that sandbox, core memory playing with Pohatu

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do you need to ruin my night like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Can I take it back 😬

Think of happy turtles

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put the cushioned edges on a hinge so you can push them out of the way like a door-pillow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please explain how you picture that would work. How would you be able to push them while that not happening as you tried to lay down on them?