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Have to invest points in radiation resistance.

Don't use harsh shampoos like Head and Shoulders if you want a shot at keeping your hair.

Curse you, Head and Shoulders! fist shaking

I recommend face moisturizer with SPF for all genders. Put it on every morning. Start young.

Right, you can just see them at the charging station now.

Find the mute button - usually the second button down on the right - then mark it clearly with a sharpie for the next person.

Just like there's a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It's also equipped with a full-service bidet.

Here you go pal

https://archive.is/OBMDp

I see this a lot too. Based on where I live, I've assumed it's bc there are too many people living in the house and they need some peace and quiet and/or talk on the phone in private. It's common to see 6+ cars in front of 3 bedroom houses here, housing prices being what they are.

Thanks to the third toot.

(insert this is fine meme.jpg)

They should rename the Grand Canyon to Death Canyon, it's got Death Valley beat.

(Nature is breathtaking, but please be prepared people).

Where's the shark?