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[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 months ago

That explains why we never hear about either of them anymore.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Apparently Jesus did get cancelled pretty hard, but he uncancelled himself three days later.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd try the same cancelling method on Trump. Just to see if he uncancels himself after 3 days.

Pure scientific curiosity, mind you. I'm not saying this in any political sense.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hypothetically, if the Toupee did get cancelled in the same manner as the character known as Jesus, his followers would likely steal and hide the body after three days too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

If, hypothetically, this were to happen, I wouldn't mind. Actually I would leave the grave open so they could steal the body easily. And I would not care at all if they claimed they saw him resurrecting even though he wouldn't ever again appear in public.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No one should have that kind of power!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

When you’re famous they just let you

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember when Jesus got banned for a week on Facebook for posting a racist meme. So unfair.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus also gave his boyfriend a handjob at a play.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After blowing vaporized nicotine on some children.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Or when Jesus said "grab them by the pussy".

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Says the coke whore

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ugh. This shit stain is on her way to becoming my representative. Fml.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

well, now you've learnt how not to deal with the situation after the recent Trump rally...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TIL being the most influential single individual in the last 2000 years and being the front runner to get a second presidential term for the most powerful country in the world = being canceled.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I mean to be fair, Jesus was executed whereas Trump got a slap on the wrist and had mean things said about him.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It makes sense she would say that because she has never read the bible in her fucking life.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Come on. That's not fair. Conservatives can't read.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Other than the heavy literature of a +/- sign on a pregnancy test I'm not sure she's ever read anything at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"It's a cross that means Jesus will force you to have a baby."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this the new "Simpsons already did it"?

Cunk already did it...

(3:40 if you want to get right to it) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoSUx1xyj1E

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ah shit I posted this exact clip before seeing this. Glad I'm not the only one fearfully watching life catch up to parodied life.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Republicans are so predictable and their base is so gullible. Too bad Democrats don't want to win.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I actually feel embarrassed for her. Donny, you’re out of your element.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ten year olds, dude.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I wonder if Lauren bobert's entire existence is a Psy-op. Like, does she exist just to push the misogynist narrative that all women are stupid?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

eVeryTHing Is CaNceLledd

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ain't nobody got a problem with Jesus. Just a vocal subset of his followers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah Jesus was pretty based. Conservative Christians could learn alot from that book.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Rarely I get to post a relevant Cunk on Earth clip, this is one of those times.

https://youtube.com/shorts/1NdEu7hkhOc?si=ISqnKR60w4P4MdOF

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I really really hate this timeline.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] AllNewTypeFace 9 points 2 months ago

Lauren the Boob runs her mouth again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

In normal world, they would have put her in a padded room and given her some medication already.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why does every picture of her have her with her mouth open like she's either screaming or waiting to have something stuffed in it. Like filth encrusted socks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Statistical probability that's all

[–] Kalkaline 7 points 2 months ago

If only that dude had crucified Trump instead, I would say maybe there is a relationship between Jesus and Trump.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Trump is Jesus, why haven't I seen the similarities before? Inform everyone!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Too bad Jesus only came to America after the ascension to teach the Native Americans how to build mounds. He could have used some Freedom of Speech rights.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Contemporary Republicans/GOP/MAGA is one of the things that made me change my mind about the existence of evil.

I have spent a large portion of my life believing and espousing that evil was always a mental health issue; that was an evil person was pre-punished in childhood or that life has demented that person and we need to work on helping them.

I've since abandoned that principle around 2016.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Every time I see her I can't help but imagine that she never washes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

What boobert says is on automatic discount mode in order to afford it the attention it deserves