These German carmakers can buy a monthly subscription to me giving a fuck.
Snapz
"You can't park there..."
You guys!!! Why didn't anyone tell me about the secret? I had NO idea and now I look like an ASSHOLE!
No Jim... I believe that's bullshit.
r/I'm14andThisIsTRUE
Mass shooting murderer children literally named after guns now...
We're kind of running out of space here. Next "breaking news" story on CNN will be,
"A sentient gun/child hybrid in Arkansas, named Hollowpoint Reginald Babykiller, just massacred an entire classroom of other gun children using his arms, which are also guns."
[News anchor turns and shoots all the talking heads on discussion panel]
"To our next story, the inexplicable growing labor shortage in factories built with child sized equipment continues to grow..."
Oh hey... Look! It's exactly the kind of thing I trust a for-profit tech company with!
Are you as excited as I am to follow the journey of how this leads to you and I paying individual daily subscriptions for basic access to sunlight (and the quality of that sunlight being filtered into multiple premium tiers - light basic, light & heat+, light & heat & UV ultimate++)?
Is the WHO like a medical UN or ICC? Like third party org with some neutrality/impartiality that could "absorb" and evaluate this drug, solely from a medical and not political lens? Do we have that type of org in the world for pure scientific breakthrough that is trapped in otherwise difficult countries or between political feuds?
This article was written by Jeff bezos' awkward laugh.
Not really... What hero/story is this?
These movies are all about mass destruction, aliens and fast travel around the planet, universe and interdimensionally. They aren't about protecting unrealized capital gains or a villain that takes control of all abandoned vehicles in junk yards, illegally parks them in cities with his mind and then jeopardizes police time with them writing millions of parking tickets that will NEVER... BE... PAID!!!!
"Anything to stop Batman!!! She's running against Batman, right? trump? Well fuck him too."
But seriously, war criminal.
Be aware of steven chueng, that dude is fucking pure, broken evil. If trump gets in, they are going to immediately put a black robe and hood on Cheng and his role will be to joyfully pull the lever on the gallows.
Seriously, empty fucking piece of shit. Look him up if you're not familiar. He's the babelfish that turns trumps incoherently delivered pre-scripted hate (from Stephen Miller mostly) into something in print quotes that feels like it has strength and came directly from trump - it didn't, but they want you to conflate and think it did. Dangerous shit, man...