this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 109 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I AM A FREE! I AM NOT MAN! A NUMBER!

Makes perfect sense lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am a FREE
I am NOT MAN

-- A NUMBER

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

With all the shit mathematicians invent, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a set called "free numbers" or "man numbers", but when you ask what those are, they're just gonna hit you with curly brackets and greek letters.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (3 children)

How could you write that on a sign and step back and say "Yep, that gets my point across."?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

step back

Yeah, that's the part he didn't do.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

point across

nope, more like "point downward"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You have to be deficient in logical thinking to reach this point to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am a FREE

I am not MAN

A NUMBER

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I AM A FREE-EEEEE

I AM NOT MA-A-A-ANNN

A N-N-NUMBER

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Given that The Prisoner is one of my favorite shows, I immediately read it wrong so that the sign made complete sense.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You are number 6!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just watched it through, and it's such an interesting premise that I feel like they kind of forgot about as the show went on. The writers were also definitely on all of the drugs for the last few episodes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

We used to binge it 20 years ago by getting the DVD's from the library. I loved how so many episodes didn't even seem ti have any purpose other than the captures just trying to fuck with him.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can't even get the quote right. It's I am not a number, I am a free man. Not the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

If he got that part right the sign would probably just end up like:

I am I am

A free Not A

Man Number

instead 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that not Bruce? I'd hope he could remember his own lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I thought it was referencing the TV show The Prisoner.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Reject MAN, return to FREE.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Remember A NUMBER.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am bummed out for that guy, who clearly worked pretty hard on that sign.

He looks real serious.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I AM FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Yes! I came here to say that the sign could be helped immeasurably with a line, but your image does that much more eloquently.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I genuinely didn't understand what that sign was trying to say until now. Thank you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Me when I start writing too big but don't wanna get another piece of paper

[–] AllNewTypeFace 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Big Women Want Fish energy there.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

🏳️‍⚧️I AM A FREE!🏳️‍⚧️

🏳️‍⚧️I AM NOT A MAN!🏳️‍⚧️

🦈

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, the number blåhaj.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That is what I read it as too. Happy Pride!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Iron Maiden intensifies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Planning is a skill some people will never have.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Remember, this guy votes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

don't dead open inside

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Idiot couldn't even get the line the right away around. "I am not a number. I am a free man!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

36 brother!!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Is this one of those people against ID cards?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

These uppity free numbers need to stop complaining. Not man

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A man. A plan. A canal. A number.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Set ROVER on him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This is close to being the community's top post!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The ironic stench that comes from this dudes display is fucking hilarious

It’s so multifaceted

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of r/dontdeadopeninside.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Okay it's a little more expensive than I thought, but c'mon man!

What is that, 3lbs 223 oz?

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