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What's the most edible moon? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sailor?

Sorry, bad taste

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

She's 14, you weirdos.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yeesh, makes my joke that much worse. I never watched it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No one should get salty at that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe a little fishy though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uranus, obviously

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

That would have been good, but you didn’t planet right.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

A "crescent" moon 🥐