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Whenever I go to see a psychic, they're always angry or depressed. (lemmy.ml)

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I never get a happy medium.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly, I just want a happy medium

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Look for one in good spirits. Watch out for a drunk one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I never get a happy medium.

Well done!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

reminds me of the psychic midget that escaped prison. a small medium at large.