SorosFootSoldier

I tried tweeting Trump on twitter but he didn't respond. He must be too busy having sex with his hot wife.

He's only 7.

Source: Tony Zaret https://x.com/tonyzaret/status/1103371689784688643

Now he was a poster's poster. Didn't take shit from nobody

You thought it was just a funny parody of an awful movie? He knew baristas with purple hair were going to cancel white people.

"It's a lot of fun!" said Dan Bongos, mastermind behind "Breeders For Vance", a start-up he's hoping will take him to the moon and also perhaps to the White House.

"I want Mr. Trump and Mr. Vance to see the hard work I've been doing. We've been getting these babes in here, in this old shutdown malls and just f*cking the s*it out of them". He's crass but he hopes his crassness will attract the attention of the republican party.

"Bring the whole family!" he continues "your wife will get plowed silly and you'll leave here with a new baby". Batting away the electrical cords hanging out of a gutted ceiling, mold grows along the floorboards.

"The loony left thinks this is all unethical, dangerous, and 'sex trafficking'" he says, "they would too, they hate families just like J.D. said, they're anti-baby".

[at the time of printing this story Mr. Bongos was arrested and charged on 150 counts of sex trafficking and endangering the lives of others].

For me its:

1. Ultima Online

2. Final Fantasy XI

3. Ragnarok Online

UO was a game I just recently discovered and it's fantastic, best sandbox experience I've ever had in a game.

FFXI was another recent discovery. It took the formula from Everquest and made it better. The game is even less grindy today with the QOL changes.

RO was a big part of my teenage years. I love the look of the game, it reminds me of Final Fantasy Tactics. It's a great casual game to just pop into and grind out some levels or explore.

Meanwhile he's giving the medal of freedom to one of his criminal wall street friends he actually respects.

All the while giant Israeli flags fly in the background as if to mock you that this is who you're really fighting to protect.

lol. lmao

What are YOU doing with your life?

Comment +1 Brunch to this post if you agree

Oh yeah fuck my BOX.

Uh, ouch, you want me to fuck a piece of cardboard?