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"It's a lot of fun!" said Dan Bongos, mastermind behind "Breeders For Vance", a start-up he's hoping will take him to the moon and also perhaps to the White House.

"I want Mr. Trump and Mr. Vance to see the hard work I've been doing. We've been getting these babes in here, in this old shutdown malls and just f*cking the s*it out of them". He's crass but he hopes his crassness will attract the attention of the republican party.

"Bring the whole family!" he continues "your wife will get plowed silly and you'll leave here with a new baby". Batting away the electrical cords hanging out of a gutted ceiling, mold grows along the floorboards.

"The loony left thinks this is all unethical, dangerous, and 'sex trafficking'" he says, "they would too, they hate families just like J.D. said, they're anti-baby".

[at the time of printing this story Mr. Bongos was arrested and charged on 150 counts of sex trafficking and endangering the lives of others].

At one point the popular internet philosopher broke into the children's ward and spray painted "UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS" on the wall of a mural drawn by leukemia patients.

It looks like they did a true tit-for-tat, blowing up a target with a missile (or a planted explosive). Reporting is early, so it's hard to tell, just like with the Ismael Haniyeh situation.

The photo is from Tel Aviv (and off Facebook, lol), it seems to show the response. Haven't seen any photos of the explosion itself yet, but I'm sure those will be coming out shortly.

It could have also been some other group, but that seems unlikely.

The developer whose name is Michael Clayton pursued animation at the university of Houston before joining the war in Iraq. His father was also an arms dealer and FBI informant but died in 2003 of heart complications.

The leak itself came from the most recent Sony data breach known as “The Insomniac” hacks, Insomniac are the developers behind many notable Sony titles. Although Insomniac are not the developers of Minions: Tropical Island, a broad range of developers’ data was breached including phone numbers and emails.

And email with the subject matter “We need to talk about Clay” was sent by a now redacted informer, most likely an employee working on the game Minions: Tropical Island. In the email, they discussed how Michael was “oddly” into firearms and during development brainstorming sessions would always bring up the possibility of adding guns to the game. “The closest thing to a gun was a freeze dart but Clay kept animating really sophisticated designs, replicas of real life guns.”

Clayton who took over his father’s business possibly maintained ties with the FBI which possibly lead to a new partnership with the CIA. No further information regarding his crimes were revealed except several documents alluding to his arms deals on Wikileaks.

Following a rush of online posts to the subreddit r/Gamingleaksandrumors, a user had posted information that linked Michael Clayton to his past as an arms dealer. “I randomly looked through the leaks (insomniac) and I found a guy who I vaguely remembered seeing once… after further investigation, my discord server had linked him to being a fed and a war criminal.”

After the post had gained momentum it was removed by Reddit admins under the pretense of “maintaining the privacy of staff.” A month a lead developer posted to twitter that the game Minions: Tropical Island had been cancelled, but no other reason was given.

More as the situation unfolds.

"AI sucks my butthole" he said in a translated interview to Business Insider, "so we're bringing back that old bastard BonziBuddy, remember him?" He went on, "little shit is going to do all sorts of cool shit like play Minecraft for you or order take out. It's not going to be stupid like it used to be all spyware and shit, nuh-uh, we're doing it way better so be on the lookout for the ape."

After a tense 3 hour long stand off from the bathroom of a Burger King, Peterson surrendered peacefully to RCMP officers.

Mambo No.6 is expected to include returning characters Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Monica, Erica, Tina, Mary, and Jessica. Sandra and Rita are presumed not to return, due to their characters' deaths in Mambo No.5. Fans have speculated that Mambo No.6 may include Samantha, who was teased in the post-credits scene in No.5.

Mr. Trump blasted Vance during his rally in Wisconsin, saying "What he did was not good folks, not good!"

Melania Trump did not immediately respond to requests for comment

a source familiar with the matter, who requested to remain anonymous because of close ties to the campaign, report chaos within the Trump circle after the alleged altercation. "Mr. Trump was privately complaining about his marital trouble with Melania and requested to sleep on Mr. Vance's couch when the altercation took place."