Poem_for_your_sprog

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget decapitating a dead whale

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

How are people so bad at identifying brown recluse? You can ID them from across a room.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's almost the only spider I see here. I've had them crawling on my back, leg, arms...

Not fun.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

I'b this noon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Men are you going to be able to get a new one of the rest of the week after the meeting and then I will be there in a few minutes to get the money to the house and then I will be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I'll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I'll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Mutilation rate*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nice, weird Al

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What porn have you up voted? Hmm let's find out.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I like chips and guac, but every time I go to the store and the low sodium chips are out of stock...I don't buy chips.

Once you get used to it the regular ones are disgustingly salty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Drop them off at point nemo equipped with a swimsuit and a banana.

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