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Women are so cute and adorable and I love it

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[–] [email protected] 156 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Women are so much better than the official YouTube app

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

Hard to argue with that

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the most lemmy-coded auto complete I've ever seen.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's kinda true. LibreTube ftw.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Women are not comfortable hosting the same square button labeled as a water heater de la journée pour les enfants de moins de six semaines de travail.

Autocorrect aneurysm posting

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

French autocorrect 😱

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences.

oh

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Hey, I got the same one! iOS?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

I got “Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore” on iOS lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I guess Apple just hates women

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country.

Hmmm.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mine just goes on like this forever

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Women are not even a good idea to be honest

Why is it doing that? :(

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I got "Women are so cute and I think that's a bad idea to be honest with you and you are so cute and you are a great person to be happy to see you and your family and your family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and... "

One of my core values is honesty so I have no idea where that one comes from

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Women are always hotter than me and I am a woman.

😭

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao, Based XD

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Women are not being able to reach out to you on Friday

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

They do be enjoying a long weekend

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Women are not filtered and washed with brine

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing like cabbages, women.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Women are

(Auto suggest next word off. Always on incognito mode. Do not learn typed words)

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Women are

(I switched to a non-suggesting keyboard years ago)

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Women in the locker room with a transparent background

Ok hear me out

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

Holy crap my iphone goes hard — I do not type like this:

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires “

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Misogyny test failed 😔

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Women are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that.

I only partially agree with my autocomplete, because men are just as beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Men are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that

Okay, my phone is cooking with those statements

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Women are not the best for the world

Autocorrect! How could you misrepresent me this way 😭

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

You are the best for the world ❤️

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Women are not women and are not men

I think my autocorrect is a little confused

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

"Women are in boxes and they can't get to the store"

Lassie got weird in the later seasons.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Women are you and I

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

"women are not even a good idea to be honest"

autocomplete is savage 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Women are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Men are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Bike are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

I think my autocorrect hates everyone and everthing equally

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

women are not real man and tax cuts are not a tool for the Jeep!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Women are you in the car now.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Women are very nice and they resented FDR's New Deal.

How very specific.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Women are the foundation of the Berlin wall

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Women are

My phone is not interested in typing on its own.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Women are forced into a spreadsheet.

What? Oh no!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

"Women are my favorite guy."

So true, so true. Google wise.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Women are so good at the same time

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Women are beautiful and screen eyes and screen eyes and screen eyes and ears and screen eyes open sliced and the words are beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Women are you using a Xerox multifunction device location to this email and any attachments is intended only for the same time and consideration and I will be in the first time in the first time in the first time in the first time...

It loops on that forever.

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