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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Sir, we’ve found something… interesting. He’s apparently downloaded over 600 images of frogs to his computer. Specifically, one cartoon frog over and over again. We’re thinking it may be some sort of covert code system.”

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Trump's "regurgitated" complaints about Loren Merchan's work with Harris have already failed twice, including at the appellate level, and amount to little more than "overheated, hyperbolic rhetoric," prosecutors added.

At some point, you have to quit filing the same garbage motion over and over again with slightly different details.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Get it to the floor and make them all vote on the record. That vote will haunt them in the post-Trump era. May even help shoot down some rising stars down the line.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Stable genius: “Vladimir Putin is a great friend of mine. We’ve been dealing with each other for several years. All you have to do to get a favor from Putin is agree to do 10 favors for him then suck his dick. That’s how business is done is Moscow, and I’m a businessman. The best many say.”

[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Could it be that people don’t want to pay money to strap advertising machines on their faces? Has the robotic Augustus Caesar LARPer lost touch with the common people?

No, it is the plebeians that are wrong.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clearly, the VP of an 80-year-old presidential candidate isn’t a position that might come with some authority down the road. The Oval Office couches are perfectly safe.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not only do immigrants pay more taxes, but they contribute more to the overall economy. Adding the value of one’s labor to the whole is a positive.

Meanwhile, extracting the value of others’ labor and using your ill-gotten wealth to fund systemic corruption diminishes and destabilizes the system as a whole.

Deport billionaires, not workers.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

“Many fine people have told me that I was the blackest president in American history. It’s true, folks. And that’s why coloreds should vote for me instead of Laffin’ Kamindian. Did you know she’s half-Indian? What’s up with that? She’s also a FEMALE, in case you haven’t noticed. It’s a disgrace.”

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

“No! The innocent man cannot taste freedom while we appeal his innocence!” said the “public servant” Attorney General.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Why are they not releasing the couch sex tape? What are they hiding? Was there a loveseat involved?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (12 children)

It almost has to be Alec Baldwin doing Trump at the no-show debate. Recent complications aside, his impression has always been the definitive one.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Once Pringles died, Wagner lost its pipeline of strategic hotdogs. Morale collapsed and losses ensued.

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