Digestive_Biscuit

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You're not wrong but I realised my niece doesn't have that level of responsibility. If there's a smelly bin she'll just expect her mum to sort it out or disappear so she doesn't have to deal with it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My sister once asked if I could help with the kitchen sink in her house as it was blocked. I started taking waste pipes off and quickly realised there's a bunch of sardines stuck in one pipe. Her 15 year old daughter had shoved fish down the waste pipe of the sink rather than putting them in the bin. I still can't understand the logic in her head. Surely it's more difficult to push fish through the small holes at the bottom of the sink than it is to take 2 steps towards the bin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

My wife is Asian and we live in the UK. Quite often when we meet people who instead of simply asking "what sort of job do you do" they ask things like "Do you work in the NHS", "Are you a nurse", "Do you work in a care home".

Some random person outside a shop asked me how much my Asian bride costs.

My wife and son were getting off a bus and somebody asked her how much would she sell her son for.

Probably a bunch more but that's all that comes to mind atm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Swamy, Slippy, Slappy, Swenson

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Like Mary Swanson

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And there's only a 50% chance of that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Flashing lights. I have to try that now.

Years ago me and my sister walked through our newly built town centre together. They had installed bright white stone on the ground and both of us couldn't stop sneezing (sunny day, stone reflects sun back up). It's not as shiny now it's not new but I hate walking through that area to this day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Same for me. If I feel a sneeze coming on I look at a bright light to hurry it up. I thought this was normal but appetite isn't.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I got exactly the same. Firefox on android and in the UK. Perhaps it's regional.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I just searched the same words and got the same text.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Fat and stupid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm curious, why are you putting the £ symbol after the number and not before?

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