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It's cereal at the exact split second moment it is perfectly in between dry and soggy.
whoever figures how to make that last for more than 30 seconds will be a new billionaire
Same with me, offer non-binding.
Meaty chunks suspended in a non Newtonian fluid.
You have to let it slowly leak from the can as it becomes a solid as you try to scoop it out.
I assure you, I've had cats that have absolutely discovered gas. Much to the dismay of my nose....
Gravy
My cat likes me to pour a little bit of water into hard food and then he licks up the water until it gets absorbed by food.
Non-Newtonian cat food?
grass
cat puking on the bed at 3am noises
They may be onto what preceded our universe's singularity.