thefartographer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 minutes ago

Should get stomped by horses

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 minutes ago

That's a bad joke. You're grounded

[–] [email protected] 2 points 33 minutes ago

Selena was shot by her own friend/manager

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

I thought he saved his urine in jars

Then again, I guess you can save multiple things in jars

[–] [email protected] 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Cousin-fucking

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

@[email protected] I'll give you a slice of pizza if you do it again but longer and louder

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks! Now that I've got a fan base to disappoint, it's time say something disturbingly sexist or transphobic.

Girls have a button and boys have a pole. Wicked touching takes its toll.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (5 children)

And then write Harry Potter style books about himself!

  • President Trump and Roger Stone
  • President Trump and the Chamberpot of Secret Documents
  • President Trump and the Prisoner of Financial Scams
  • President Trump and Everyone's Fired
  • President Trump and the Order of the Hamberder
  • President Trump and the Half-Baked Concept of a Plan
  • President Trump and the Deathly Hollow Promise
[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago

Also he puts his wiener into furniture and says he doesn't

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

While I don't agree with your statement, as a republican, I have no ability to tell you whether I like or dislike what you've said. I know which one and only statement I like, and your statement was not it.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Probably doing a golf pop

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Wait wait wait, now you're just bungling the story tooooo much.

  • It was a quail hunt, not pheasant
  • Yes, security detail was there, but he didn't shoot any of them. He shot a lawyer and the secret service helped him
  • The lawyer he shot also had a heart attack from one of the pellets getting close to his heart
  • The secret service claim they waited an entire fucking hour before notifying the local sheriff
  • The sheriff said they didn't find out until the next day

What probably happened is he got target fixation while the bird flew in a path that... well... ooooppsssies

You forgot the best part of the whole "ooooppsssies":
The fucking lawyer later went on tv TO APOLOGIZE TO DICK CHENEY FOR HIS BAD PUBLICITY DUE TO GETTING SHOT IN THE FACE

 

Hopefully this is the right place to post:

I've been trying to help my mother declutter her house, primarily of the stuff my father left behind when he died nearly a decade ago. I recently found a good number of discs for Mac from pre-OS X. I unfortunately don't have any running old Macs anymore and have neither the time or space to do anything with them.

I hate tossing out anything that someone else could use and selling my dad's stuff makes me feel gross. If anyone is willing to cover shipping, I'd be more than happy to send them whatever Mac games I come across.

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