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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"watch me go boat mode now bros. 420 69!"

drives into lake & dies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fun fact: $42069 was the all-time-high price of Bitcoin for years after a major bubble. Bros literally paid for the meme and didn't even get to keep an NFT.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Frankly, the cybertruck depicted in this cartoon looks better than the ones I've seen IRL

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Serves as a visual punchline without having to drop 100k.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

yo, I used to think that guy was just a caricature of a zany person that's vulnerable to conspiracy theories and publicly charismatic to that population, but noooo ho ho hooo! I saw a documentary on him and Sandy Hook victim-families. the guy is deranged. something is seriously wrong with the dude, and it's not psychosis. i remember seeing him testify in court and thinking that i wouldn't have believed it if i hadn't seen actual footage. it's as if there was no soul behind those eyes. he's a soulless machine...omg, i get that term now!! lol soulless ...scary 😬

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Alex jones and right wing fanatics like him always give me hiccups. I don’t know why, it’s probably some innate response from a sphincter. You get em close and they start going off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Just so I understand: you thought that Alex jones was fake prior to the documentary?

But yeah, I think your analysis is spot on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought he was either (A) truly paranoid and susceptible to right-wing conspiracy theories or (B) a radio host taking advantage of A-people for fame, power, and money. I still think it's B but more extreme. He is much more nefarious and selfish than I had imagined. He enjoys tearing people down. He would rather every single Sandy Hook parent kill themselves as punishment for defending themselves than admit one iota of his grift.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thatsyhow conservatives operate.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Don't pick on the poor Cybertruck. It was once raw iron ore and rubber and sand. They all had such high hopes and great potential. They could have been playground equipment for happy children, boots to keep feet dry, and drinkwear in which to share libations. It's not their fault an asshole forced them into such an abominable state.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Tow Mater's got his own redneck mansion now though paid for by taking this tortured soul back and forth to the Tesla Service Centre hundreds of miles away

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

In the Cars universe, every vehicle is full self driving and there's no people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Radiators don't have springs.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You have to ask the counter guy. They're next to the muffler bearings and blinker fluid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Chemlight batteries, too.

Left handed wrenches.

It’s a weird aisle.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I used to work in auto parts at car dealers. My favorite thing was when a parts driver got to try their hand at working the shop side counter, and the mechanics would haze the shit out of them.

"I need a valve cover gasket for a 93 RX-7. Hurry!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is mostly unrelated to what your saying but the rx-7 valve cover gasket made me laugh. It also reminded me, at my first job I got a ride home one time with one of women I worked with and she had a Dodge Stealth, which was pretty bitchin' at the time, so I'm gushing about how this Stealth is way cooler than anything any of our coworkers drivers and she starts telling a story about her first car an FB RX-7 from like 82 I think. I should have married that girl...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure that punchline is funny to those who know cars. But I know about as much about car mechanics as I about linux.

That is to say I probably would have fallen for the blinker fluid trick, if I hadn't seen it on youtube.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

RX-7s have rotary engines.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Radiator Springs is the name of the city in Pixar movie 'cars'

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They do spring leaks though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I prefer autumn leeks personally.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Livers don't have pools