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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 weeks ago

Full blown Kermit freakout in that last panel!

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to take my cat to an old country horse vet. On one visit she had to get a pill of some sort and I told the vet that my cat hated pills and it wouldn't be possible to get one down her throat. He said "son, I've been a vet for over 50 years and I've never had a cat that I couldn't pill." He couldn't get the pill down her throat and had to give her a shot instead. I've never been so proud. RIP Martha, miss you girl.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

... Do y'all really have that much of a problem popping pills?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It took me until my 20s before I could swallow pills without gagging and spitting out water.
Then one day something just clicked and since then, no problem.
I can do one, two or even eight at a time like it's nothing.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You deepthroated for the first time didn't you

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can take pills but not a toothbrush.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Same lol. Every morning my gf laughs at me cause I'm in there insert gagging sounds sounding like I'm in a cheap amateur porno lmao.

Gotta get the tongue clean though! Feel like that's where all the breath stinks is! Lol

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

When I got married and had a kid, I discovered "trouble swalling pills" is indeed a phenomenon.

I have been taking pills since I was five thanks to my temperature-based allergy. I just salivate when I see a pill. It's quite inconvenient when I am handling my child or spouse's medicine.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As a kid? Yes. I have a very strong gag reflex. The doctor using a tongue depressor would make me retch. I had trouble swallowing meat if it was tough or fatty. I would have to chew it for a very long time before I could swallow it. Fatty bacon I usually just had to give up and spit out.

It took me until I was a teenager until I could swallow a pill. I practiced on swallowing blueberries.

Now I have no problems, I can swallow a handful of pills and I'm a vegetarian.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've always had a very sensitive gag reflex, to the point it's difficult to clean my tongue while brushing.

Never in my life had issues swallowing pills. Absolutely no idea how I got one without the other

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

This thread has me questioning my propensity for empathy. I never for a minute imagined, outside of folks with medical issues, that it was a problem. This has me interested. If I were a scientist and not just some guy, I'd study it.

As a kid, I had difficulty, as kids tend to. One day, as others have mentioned, it clicked, and sometimes I have several pills in there at once; e.g., Mucinex 12h, two Sudafed, two ibuprofen is a common combination on the rare occasion I'm sick.

As a kid, I recall practicing on Kraft Deluxe Mac n cheese, swallowing without chewing, and I think, from there, it just kind of developed. So load up on Kraft Deluxe, folks, cheese up that esophagus.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

No. Mouth full of drink as if going to gargle. Tilt head back, open mouth, drop in pill(s), IMMEDIATELY swallow, AND chase with more drink.

Dear god, its like some people want to taste our crimes against nature.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Tilting your head down can actually help with swallowing by a lot.

Insert pill. Put liquid in mouth. Tilt chin down. Swallow.

Source: have dysphagia, can only swallow pills and other hard substances by tilting head down

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

It varies a lot from person to person. The only way I was able to learn to swallow pills at first was to deliberately swallow air, like you do if you want to make yourself burp. Head forward? Head back? Both interfered.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

some pills have nasty taste if they touch your gums or mouth. fill in water first, then pill, then swallow.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've been taking 6+ pills a day for years and still can't get myself to swallow them. I just chew everything. Tasty painkillers and caffeine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

BTDT. Time-release is too useful though.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Someone already said it, but tilting your chin down opens your throat, while tilting your head back will constrict

Tucking your chin down while swallowing pills is best

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Also many pills (especially capsules, where the coating and filling are separate vs tablets that are compressed as one) float, so counterintuitively, tilting your head forward actually brings the capsule up to the back of your throat!

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

LPT: Fill your mouth with water, hold your head back and open mouth. drop the pill in. close mouth and swallow the water.

you wont even feel the pill.

by throwing the pill into the water already in your mouth instead of putting itin your mouth and then drinking the water, the pill wont have a chance to stick to your tongue or gums and release its bitter/nasty taste.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

a lot of you here missed the point that this was how to get KIDS to swallow the pills. not you.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

Oh wow, I'm gonna try this next time I need to down an ibuprofen

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Aight, lots of discussion on tricks here - adding one to the pile.

Use food.

Especially fibery food that still has some texture when you chew it up, vs something like a banana that just chews down to a liquid anyway.

Think like Triscuits or something.

Anywho, add food of choice to your face. Chew it up until you're ready to swallow- but don't swallow. Grab your pill, and shove it right into the middle of your mass of Triscuit paste. Then swallow.

The mass of food will just push the pill right along with it - you'll barely even notice it's there.

People struggle with liquids because they just wash around the pill without pushing it.

Food is king for pill taking.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

can't even get my adult partner to take pills normally. It's soo ridiculous the hoops a person would go through to avoid a slight bitter taste.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For me it’s the size. Can not really trick my body to just swallow. „But that’s huge! We have to chomp on it to break it down! Trying to kill yourself by choking?“

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

For normal pills I don't even need water for pills. I just swallow. My partner always makes me drink it afterward cause you are supposed to.
But those monster size ones! I'm like wtf why not make it 2 smaller one jerks!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a 34 y/o man and I need tricks to swallow pills. It has nothing to do with taste at all, it's about capability. I actually have a condition that makes it difficult to swallow.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s soo ridiculous the hoops a person would go through to avoid a slight bitter taste.

I figured out a fix for the avoidance of horrible tasting medicine:

The simplest and easiest way to use it is with an ice cube or two. Get the pill/liquid medicine you have to get down your throat ready, your ice cubes, a cup of water and stand in front of a sink. Put the ice in your mouth and let it sit on your tongue for 15 to 60 seconds. Yes, its going to be cold and slightly uncomfortable. The longer you can stand it the better your result. After this time has passed with the ice in your mouth your tongue will be numb. Spit out the ice in the sink, you'll have 5-15 seconds where you can't taste a goddamn thing which is plenty of time. At this point you could put the most disgusting flavored thing (sour, bitter, etc) and you won't be able to taste it. Quickly get the medicine in your mouth and chug that full glass of water. Taste will start to return within about 3 or 5 seconds of chugging water, so make sure you drink enough to clear your mouth of whatever bad flavor you're trying to avoid.

This whole process adds perhaps 2 minutes tops to taking medicine. For those that have difficulty this is a tiny fraction of time usually spent avoiding taking it, or the recovery process for taking it normally.

If you need more incentive (especially for kids) instead of using ice cubes and spitting that out. You can use ice cream or milk shakes and just swallow those. Same rules apply: put the ice cream in your mouth and let it sit on your tongue as long as its frozen. Its a little more involved than ice cubes because you might have to have two or three spoonfuls to get your tongue numb.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they'll hold the pill in their mouth... Mine will spit if it is even a tiny bit sour or bitter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Serious question - since when do pills have taste?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Former pharmacy tech here, 8 years compounding pharmacy.

Get a mortar and pestle, crush it up and put it in whatever.

If not then use yogurt or something gooey.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Aren't there slow-release pills that shouldn't be crushed?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Only EC(Enteric Coated) pills and capsule interiors cause they protect the pill against stomach acid until it reaches the intestine.

If it's got a shiny exterior like an Advil it's Enteric coated. If it's a capsule with EC granules you're gonna have a hard time crushing it anyway.

You're probably not going to have a problem with those though because Enteric coating is super sweet and capsules are usually neutral in flavor, so there's not much reason to try and hide the bitterness. For everything else there's no real functional difference between a smashed pill and a whole pill in your stomach.

Edit: You should definitely consult with a pharmacist or even better a compounding pharmacist about this if you're not sure what kind of pill you're looking at, though.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

As a kid the bitterness of the crushed pill made me gag, even when mixed in something sweet like jam. Maybe my folks just needed to dilute it more with like an entire bowl of ice cream or something but I remember throwing up more than once because of the disgusting taste.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

This is because Mary Poppins lied to us. It isn't a spoonful of sugar that makes the medicine go down, but something with a bit of salt in addition to that sugar. Salt masks bitterness.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

By the way if anyone's curious yes you can crush up Viagra, put it in Vaseline, and use it as a cream.

Yes you can put it there, and yes it's effective.

I've done it multiple times for people that would regularly go over that five hour limit, because skin absorption is slower and weaker than intestinal absorption.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm surprised by the amount of people in this thread having trouble taking pills. It's not really something I've ever thought about or heard other people struggle with but hey there it is

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Why are people talking about cats? That's not how you get a cat to take a pill.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Depakote is an absolute motherfucking horse pill and a really wild patient often ends up on 1.5g (which is THREE horsepills) or more and a patient that wild often doesn't want the depakote so I'm stuck trying to convince someone who doesn't want to stop feeling like Jesus and Superman's love child into choking down these fucking golf balls (I'm exaggerating but the point is they're the biggest pills I administer by a long shot) and they don't even make injectable mood stabilizers so the courts can order backup injectables but they're usually benzos or antpsychotics which can help but won't really do enough and they can order it as a syrup which helps with cheeking but tastes nasty (but I do usually get a laugh asking if they want some salt and lime with it) and it's just... ergsdhcktdfnaajkfdv

Anyway the nurse trick is to give it with a spoonful of something thick like applesauce, pudding, or yogurt. It can help with the taste but more importantly thicker substances are easier for your pharynx to control as part of the swallowing reflex (we actually have beverage thickener on most nursing units for this exact reason). You don't even need to crush most pills (you're not trying to hide it, you're just giving the throat something easier to direct down the correct pipe) just plop them on top of the spoonful and you'll be able to swallow them much easier.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

when i was in icu for 10 weeks, i learned this trick:

put the whole load of pills in your mouth, no water needed. then swallow them.

i dont know how i do it, i dont know why i couldnt do it before, i dont know how to explain it.

but i definitly can swallow half a handfull of pills just like that.

i learned it because that whole routine with glass of water and one pill at a time just was a PITA, when you are in icu for a good reason.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why would you do one pill at a time? Just put em all in and wash the pills down with a glass of water.

I can't swallow pills without water. They get stuck in the back of my throat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yep. I learned I can swallow about 20 pills in one gulp of water. Sorry for all you folks out there that say you can't swallow pills, it's a psychological issue.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I never tried that and, judging from the comments here, it's probably not going to work if I need to swallow pills. I can remember having 3 incidents where that murderous piece of shit tried to go down the breathing hole

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My cat is the best in that regard: either he eats the pills straight or off my hand or I put it on the floor and put his favorite creamy treat on top

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