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[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Dunno about taking down the whole statue but at least take down that poem about the huddled masses causes it's false advertising.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 weeks ago

"Bring me your tired, your poor..."

Average American:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

It was always false advertising, added years after it was put up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

huddled masses

Football and church are like apple pie.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We take in a fifth of the worlds legal immigrants. Wtf are you talking about? So you want to start abducting people?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There should be zero illegal immigration into the USA.

Because immigration should never be a crime.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

funny, but it was put together on site. its not like it was rolled off a boat.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It swam here dummy. Everyone knows lady liberty is the first mecha ever made. That's why it turned green, from all the seaweed it had to eat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have it on good authority that she is fueled by ghost boogers and Jackie Wilson songs, and she’s controlled with an NES Advantage joystick. There was a documentary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember this documentary. It was narrated by Harold Ramus, Dan Ackroyd, and Bill Murray.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Everyone forgets Ernie Hudson.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

So did the writers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

OP have some explaining to do for not including a black guy.

/j, probably a mistake on OP part, please don't harass

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Not the copper armor they used way back then? Dang, next you're going to tell me it didn't run off of coal-fueled steam power too

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

if you're estimating average americans' knowledge of american history, it's a pretty good bet you're overestimating it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

The call it North America because we're all part of the 'states.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whaaaaaaaat??!?!?!?!!

I bet next you'll tell me it was originally a copper color. Just ridiculous. Get outta here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

its also french. very french. like, its-not- wearin-underwear french

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's the real question: what the hell technology were these ancient peoples using to be able to assemble something as complex as the Statue of Liberty? You might not like the answers the science points to, but it's hard to rule out aliens.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This would be better if it weren't hollow and anyone can look inside.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Why do you think nobody is allowed into the arm?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Show me a photo of the entire interior at once, then.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I mean if you had paid attention you'd know that the Statue of Liberty has only ever been filled with ghost slime.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mandela Catalogue-ass statue

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

TBH, shame on me for mixing them up