flicker

My cat isn't old or even lazy, but he's not a jumper (he prefers to hook his claws in something and drag himself up. I was told it was a quirk his dad had.)

So I built him ramps! He has ramps to the tops of things!

...and as soon as I installed ramps he began jumping to the tops of things that had ramps.

I love him so much. Lmao

I find both gross!

no one has to get hurt

Wise of you to lie to someone you want to do something.

Distilled is good enough for demonstration purposes.

Read the following in a conspiratorial whisper:

I heard she's... literate.

It is a joke image.

But also yes. Pure water tastes awful. I'm one of those "super" tasters and I used to work for a water filtration company. Lemme say... what people think they want and what they actually want are often two different things.

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

Shit like this is why Lemmy feels like the old internet.

It's not fun when you give me permission!!

Thank you.

I've been doing TTRPGs since middle school and when Critical Role hit I was so frustrated with everyone trying to make games something you could sell! I don't want a curated experience. I want the kind of drama you can only get when the dice are impersonal and the players are just trying to survive!

Oysters were supposedly an aphrodisiac. They aren't but it's been one of those old wives' tales since before I was born.

This is the internet. No one cares if you know something or not. You don't have to be defensive about it.