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[–] [email protected] 117 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Conan O'Brien is a gamer though. He also had an appearance in the game "Death Stranding" and knows a lot of people from the industry well. There was even a bit in his show where people were laughing about that although it wasn't a joke: https://youtu.be/KlMpN26ts7s?si=BC152uAQNcg3a4N6

Still doesn't take away from this sentence being savage.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

He's definitely a clueless one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Being featured in a game doesn't make you a 'gamer'. A gamer is a person who partakes in video games.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Conan is my absolute favorite when it comes talk show hosts. He comes across as authentic, no cringeworthy trend-chasing and forced laughter.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

His stint on Hot Ones was fantastic, because he absolutely overcommitted and suffered intense consequences, but he did not fucking flinch during the whole affair. Found a weird angle - risked his health and comfort for it - casually described it later on his podcast. 'It was very convenient, because there was some steel that needed welding on Houston and 3rd, and I was able to pitch in the white-hot fires of my anus.'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Dr Arroyo was the icing on the cake.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Agreed. Though I dislike talk shows, but he's my favorite nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, its on YouTube: https://youtu.be/SFphlZ_BryA at 6:14 he says the thing

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

Conan is one of the funniest humans alive right now, no joke.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

And then you get popped into the action and your controller went to sleep p