Nope, I expected to be dead no later than four years ago
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You are. This is not real
Well then what happens if I kill myself again
Somewhat. I have to be somewhere at some stage, why not here?
Here, where is this ? who am i ? what's now ? do i have expectations ?
Am i a bowl of petunias or a whale ?
existential crisis
Am i a bowl of petunias or a whale ?
The improbability of either is infinite.
I take the Gandalf approach.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!?
No LOL.
He had wiser words to quote...
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
No. Glad though.
No, but what can you do when the buses are like this?
I never expected to get married (though I also didn’t really understand what marriage would be beforehand). I also thought I lost my chance at emigration, but luckily I made it. I didn’t think I’d be here, but I’m so, so glad.
I also never expected to be back in school, but that’s a necessary evil.
When do you ask if I expected it?
Yeah.
Dunno where I was going to be since I wasn't really thinking about it. But, there are worst places to be than here so I'm not complaining.
Not in my wildest dreams.
I didn't expect to be most places I ended up.
Probably yes, there was a time I thought no. I've got a solid routine so I can pretty much guess exactly where I'll be in 5 years from now too. So, if I Still exist at that time, I can make a good guess
Man, I thought I'd be asleep by now!