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[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not if I swallow my French fries whole. ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My dog who is very cheerfully bad decided to dig our potatoes we were growing out of the ground and eat them raw. He was very pleased with himself. I have no idea how he figured out how to do that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Sniffed 'em

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your dog sounds lovely. I can only aspire to such antics.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's the yelling one: https://i.imgur.com/Xh01sK9.mp4

Sadly he's pretty old now and dealing with some health issues but still pretty chipper.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I kept saying that all pasta is the same, they kept calling me insane.

Vindication!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Erm, actually ๐Ÿค“ potatoes that are fried will have a different texture even in the stomach.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mashing is mechanical digestion.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

So is chewing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But my anus can tell the difference.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Even the raw ones?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I like how TikTok's capatcha does literally nothing. You can just zap it and nothing gets blocked.