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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I've never seen a cat that looks so much like a monkey.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They are called CAT cables for a reason.

Edit: I just saw the title of the post and realized my joke is dumb now.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They are the best cables!

A soft layer outside then some crunchy shielding and then another soft layer and crunchy core. This is clearly a snack.

I'm not a cat (nor a lawyer).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But are you a lawyer-cat? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I put some habanero sauce on a wire and left it out. hasn't happened since

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They do that with huskies that bite their harnesses. Doesn't stop them though just slows them down

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

yeah my dog likes spicy food.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

We all know the internet is a series of tubes, but what they didn't tell you is the data within is transmitted by gerbils.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

He loves eating so much he does it twice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

My cat has an healthy diet of usb connectors, hdmi cables and window insulation. But really any type of plastics are good for him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Stupid car ruining my internet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Hey, cut that out, Ethernet!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This picture broke my brain for a min. I thought the wall on the left was the floor and it was rotated.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I love eating eating too