this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Some rando eating by himself

Denis Nedry: See, nobody cares.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And order a reuben yeah!!!!

Well i can do this at the moment. 51, family not talking to me. So i stay out every night dating myself. Turns out im still unimaginative because ive been doin dinner and movies.

Though this week, the county fair opens up and also im going to a sprints dirt track race so good week ahead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice! Try some mini-golf next time and you might even be able to get some action from yourself!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Fuck yeah dude, dirt-track racing rules

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love a good reuben. Guess I’m old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Is that an old person sandwich? Reubens are great, but I kind of have been old since I was about 20, so maybe it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks Gen-Z-looking Emilio Estevez.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Who is this dude?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When I'm old, I'll finally have the conviction to bite the bullet since I won't even have what I enjoy to distract me from the unfairness of life! Yay!