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Photo Of Garden Cucumbers Sent To Father Unleashes Torrent Of Unbridled Criticism (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where cucumber

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

😳

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going β€œno contact” is an option.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a Chicago thing. They forget to add that his Mom asked why he was being so sensitive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like that's coming if you read the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I read the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But not everyone reading the comments will.