this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Someone's certainly taking the L here.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like to imagine a little guillotine on the other side

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly, I can all but confirm there would be FAR MORE BLOOD. Needless to say, the penis is a very vascular area and will bleed A LOT for AWHILE.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I believe you can easily die from blood loss if you get bobbitted

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'll take two

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go "aaaaaahh!"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait. Back up; you're going to need to over that first bit again. I have questions.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I figured that's where they were going with that comment, but didn't want to assume

I can't believe the amount of trans people on here - not that that's a bad thing by any means.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I didn't think that the penis was removed though, just turned basically inside out?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

There are various methods, but from a practical standpoint it is gone regardless.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.

Sorry for the confusion!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how does the pee stuff works in that case, you still have a urethra? does it come from a hole now?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I still have a urethrea. It's a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that's so cool, medicine came so far, we can just swap body parts like that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Can't wait for plug and play cybernetics. Hang on babe lemme switch out my daily driver for the vibrating turbo-pounder 9000.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup, and David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.

It’s called Mr. Show and you should totally watch it.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112084

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like it’s on Max right now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Thanks a bunch. I will check it out, glued to my basement couch, due to this infernal heat wave.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

When she jerks you off for the first time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Six inches forward and five inches back

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Glory days, oh they pass you by glory days in the wink of a young girls eye glory days glory daaaa aays

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago