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[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.

Mom was a bard, now you're going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.

"WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽"

"Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?"

"Oh shit you know Rhonda‽....oh.....oh damn it."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

First time I've seen an interrobang used correctly here. 10/10 would bang.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the authors barely disguised fetish

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Disguised??? She's the biggest icon in the community for it lol (and a legitimately great content creator)

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is there a way I can ask who and what you're talking about without coming off like

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

TieflingMelissa! She's a pretty significant community figure on Twitter and Twitch, great memes, nice discord server.

She's very down bad for dragons (same), but honestly she's actually pretty wholesome; her server doesn't allow explicit NSFW and she spends a lot of time helping new players learn the rules of the game.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What, don’t we all have a $1k USD bad dragon collection?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that like.... 3 dicks?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They’re only like 100USD each!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's genuinely surprising considering the detail and... Size.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rereading my other comment, it makes absolutely zero sense now they I’m sober hahaha.

Yeah, they range from maybe 80USD to 200USD. My least expensive was about 60, my favorite was 85, and my most expensive was 140 or so! None of mine are gigantic though, mostly medium.

Neat stuff, though! When I was young and learned they existed, I was like “eww that’s crazy hahaha who would even” then one day I was like “uhhhh okay maybe though?”

All downhill from there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

All downstairs from there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Okay maybe an average of 100USD per toy… yeah probably more than 1k actually you’re right oh god

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Hey whatever floats your satyr

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Same.

I'm not even lonely!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I’m married buuuuuutt

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Tiefling Melissa

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It plays on the backstory of Freddy Krüger. It was in the 3rd or 4th Nightmare on Elm Street movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Teifling Melissa