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On a windy day, I, a dad, like to say “wow! We’re really getting our money’s worth out of these wind chimes!” (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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That’s it. That’s the whole joke. It’s very lame and very dad jokey.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not funny dad 🙄

(I love it)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Love it. I’ll be adding this to my repertoire to annoy the kids.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nice. I'm off to buy some wind chimes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For some reason I thought you were going to say wind machines not wind chimes.

The joke being that somewhere off in the distance you’d contributed to the purchase of massive wind machines.

I’ve had a long day…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Very dadd-y joke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never heard this one before, and I love it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It came straight out of my dad brain! The mythical fabled original content!