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Crumb rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

You invented the granola pixie stix

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Should have read the whole comment before starting rather than following step by step. This hospital clean room is ruined!

Also, the immunocompromised patient died but whatevs. That's pretty much what they do 🤷

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

I had one this weekend and am still finding crumbs under my foreskin.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

At least you got the chunks your shoved in your bumm out.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

See the trick is, smashing it up before you open it. Then just open one side enough so you can pour the chucks out into your mouth

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

This works, but if you inhale while doing it you will die.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Nature Valley disappeared off the shelves where I live and it makes me so sad ;o; I feel so lonely without my weevils :(

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I used to pack these with condoms. I would eat them after sex to see how much of my shit they're willing to deal with. Only two people ever kicked me out. Good times.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Microwave it for a bit and it becomes a chewy snack

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

nah i just be unbelievably careful.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Impressive. We shall follow your career with great interest!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

These are like the worst granola bars in existence.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I like them but they're too difficult to eat so I never get them

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

You might want to talk to your dentist if granola bars are hurting your teeth.

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