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Someone DM me, I have no friends. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

More like plexin' and batin'

[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Random anime pirate site and nutting in a sock :(

[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[โ€“] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Kodi & Cuddle

Emby & Embrace

Plex & Sex

EDIT: Stremio and-hopefully-not-an embryo

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I want some Plex & Sex ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Homie ? Are you me ?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Mpv and hpv?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Media player and pussy slayer?

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Half of me wants to upvote this. Half of me wants to downvote this.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

That's another pie chart for you to make

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

DVDs and STDs

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

YouTube and touch boob

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Jellyfin and F-ing

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Nice job haha

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jellyfin and fin dis cock down your throat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is so fucking stupid and I laughed so hard

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Kind of my life in a nutshell.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

According to this, people that don't use Netflix are Chads.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Isn't that all of us :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Jellyfin and jiggle

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Meanwhile, I have no chill.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

All I've gotta do is get her there. My walkthrough of my Jellyfin server setup will do the rest...

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Radarr and bonerr?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I want to dm you but this meme, your history and username is giving off a vibe you are not looking for a friend but if you are dm me tho i cool.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Heh, I totally didn't notice there were people here from lemmy.blahaj.zone.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Not looking for Netflix and chill but you wanna play Helldivers? We've got a bunch of people together that seem to play semi-regularly rn and if you wanted to make friends hanging out is the first step

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thanks! But I am not much of a gamer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Fair enough, I also host dnd with some friends if you want to listen in, or if not don't feel pressured.

But for all of us after high school, any new hobby will mean meeting established friend groups and will always be difficult, I understand the pain. I have faith in you finding new friends.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Hey, if you don't mind, I'd be interested in that! Definitely seems like a game I'd like. Are you playing on PC or PlayStation?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Plex and Pound

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

If you don't mind me asking, what gender?

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I lean hard male but I have a touch of curiosity so...

Depends on what's being watched, and roles too though. If both of us get all emotional then it's a bust, if it's too good a movie and we get interested then it's a bust. Has to be a middle of the road movie that we don't get invested in so when I reach over to find better entertainment, it's not a suprise. But I also don't want to find a footlong stallion strap-on when I do... so complicated. Way easier to just fuck then watch something after and fall asleep.

Why did I write this.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You wrote it cause horny

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Any gender you like as long as it's gay <3