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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I consider it to be alarming because it can encourage people to choose cremation unnecessarily, just because it fits the budget. I would not take away or mock anyone's choice to cremate if that really is their first choice...

But I think it's upsetting for Orthodox Christians and other groups that require burial and would like to have a dignified casket at an affordable price. Just like how I sometimes feel bothered thinking about *the cost of burial plots." The idea of being fleeced of a significant part of a modest inheritance through the funerary process is really off-putting.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In the mighty words of Danny devito, "when I'm dead, just throw me in the trash."

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

@BonesOfTheMoon Funerals are bourgeoisie BS. $ 700 cremations include a cardboard box

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Hell I'd be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

100% compostable

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the average cost of a casket is usually between $2,000 and $5,000

-random google seo spam

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You used to be able to get a pine box for $500. Idk what they cost now. I only know this because I had the misfortune of having to plan a funeral for someone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I'll build you one for $495

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

if you donate your organs, the hospital will cremate the leftovers for free...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

First parts are organ donations.

The excess can be used by science.

The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don't care.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

is there a ralph's around here?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Jeffrey Dahmer has enter the chat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.

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