Sabre363

This is called narcissism, he is just a narcissist with a hard-on for himself and unfortunate access to widespread attention

Lmg, he'll be exempt from this surveillance along with all his rich ass-hole buddies

Just use more tape

For me an office is so foreign, lol. Maybe it's partly because my car has functionally been my home multiple times in my life. But there is also something so comfortably isolating about being able to lock myself in the car with some music where nobody can talk to me and the chaos of the world can be left in the rear view mirror for a bit.

I think everyone needs a space like that just for themselves, and needs to create it for sanity purposes. You've chosen your office and I the shitty little Civic Si sitting in the drive, and both are simultaneously boring tools and personal sanctuaries.

Tape their mouths shut, then they can't complain about the noise

I could never do this, my car is one the few sacred places that can be truly my own. I'm not even sure I can let someone else sit in the driver's seat

I thought at first this was a sad story of a medieval man having a particularly bad week

And yet we still burn the books

Somebody needs to grow the fuck up and play with a water gun

An executive is trying for that 500% raise this year

I still cant get any of my friends to realize that talking on the phone is LITERAL FUCKING HELL.

I can't hear you cause I'm deaf, I can't understand you cause I can't see you, and I don't know how to respond socially cause your not right in front of me. Also, just because I have a phone absolutely does not mean you get to hijack my time whenever you want, only I get to do that.

If you want something, just text. I'll respond (maybe) when I can actually think of a response.

And yet your not allowed to send money to people