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There's 2 kinds of people in the world (lemmy.world)

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Those who can extrapolate information from incomplete lists

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And the Dutch

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And my axe!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those who can count to two

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

And conjugate verbs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

And those who kumquat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Middle management

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

those who can extrapolate information from incomplete lists
those who can count to two
and those who understand markdown ^(check the source of my comment)

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

Those so simple-minded they think there's only two kinds of people, and…