this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
559 points (97.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26238 readers
3651 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 33 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's fifty fifty. Either you win money, or you don't.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Just got two Powerball tix for tonight, thanks! Since one ticket is 50%, two should basically guarantee I win!

Gonna go kick my boss in the balls and walk out, should be fine, right? Probably.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

two tickets actually lowers your odds

50% x 50% = 25%

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's the odds to win both. Op need one of them only.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's why you should add instead of multiply.

0.5 + 0.5 = 0.10

So the odds are even worse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I see no flaws here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Correct. Do it like Homer and use you boss's head as bongos.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That would imply the one organising the gambling isn't taking a cut.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Nah you're wrong

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Sorry i'm the boring guy. It is (more than) 20 times more probable to lose 100% than to win 2000% in most gambling.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Actually it's 50%. Either you win or you don't: 50%.

/s

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You're going to get us kicked out of the casino talking like that!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That's just what the casinos want you to think. They don't want you taking their money!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

And if you lost 100% of your money last time, then you're due to win 2000% this time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

simultaneously laughs and sobs in leveraged investments

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Leveraged "investments".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Why stop at 2000%

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's this thing, called debt tho...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

not if you gamble for long enough

statistically the longer you gamble, the higher the chance that you'll win and make your money back, it's math bro

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Don't forget that you lose 3% to inflation every year, and even more when we are in hyper-inflation like we are now.

Gambling in Wall Street's Casino is, by design, the only way to have a chance not to lose money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That's how you sell monkey pictures my man now let's all go do coke until we get divorced, Leo will be there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Lottery and gambling are taxes on emotionally weak people who can't do math.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Lotteries unique selling point is hope.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Isn't it telling that our society has to gamble on hope because there is a perception of no other chance?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but the hope is a result of the first two issues.

They can't do the math so they think there is a chance. And because they WANT there to be a chance they ignore every time they lose.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know you have a point, a good one, Lotteries cater to the vulnerable etc. - but you are wrong in one aspect: There are winners, in every lottery, and that's what fuels the hope.

Even small chances are chances. It's that simple ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When did I say there weren't any winners? I said people think there's a chance that they might win personally. And you can state the gamblers fallacy any way you like, the fact that there are winners in a lottery has nothing to with the chances of winning personally. Bad at math, bad at logic, too emotional, call it anything you like. Any hope is a result of these flaws, not the cause.

https://www.palomar.edu/users/bthompson/Gambler%27s%20Fallacy.html

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably more likely to turn 20$ into a fortune playing the lottery than most other ways you could invest it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Honestly, chances might be extremely low. But if all it takes is a couple of bucks sometimes to maybe win even 1000, I'd take it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Ah, my bread and butter… Thrill-seeking rich folk with a poor grasp of statistics and probability.

Manny Calavera, travel agent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

They know, that's their target audience. Desperate people.