Yeah, I feel like a serious candidate for president would know how many Representatives are in the House.
I got them all right, including the number of Representatives, which is something that Jill Stein (who is actually running for president) didn't know.
Don't give Trump any ideas.
I wonder how extra crispy would taste.
Uh, yeah Laura you go ahead and go to jail. I'll totally be right behind you. You can totally trust me.
Fun fact: Terry Cashman actually played Minor League Baseball before becoming a singer who had a minor hit with Talkin' Baseball (of which Talkin' Softball is a spoof of and Cashman songs it as well).
No he hasn't
20 years from now:
Being put in one of those corrupt nursing homes you see on Dateline is the new punk rock.
Did you break both of your arms?
I still attest that to nepotism. Lousy older brother.
I guess the episode for you. Knute Rockne called it Treehouse of Horror IV. The clock is running, so it's important that I guess the episode in time.
I'd be gay for Moleman.
Instead of points, I will be awarding Krusty Brand imitation points. 9 out of 10 shit posters can't tell the difference.
Anyone who's found true love may receive points today!
Coming up: Some of the points that are awarded have been found to be lethal, but I won't tell you which ones until after news, sports, and weather with Funny Sunny Storm.
Goodnight Springdon, there will be no points.
The points you will receive are worth nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.
Good news: the points no longer contain potassium benzoate. Bad news: they are now cursed.
You like points? Here, have all the points!
The DMV was out of Bort license plates. I was so devastated.