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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always knew that THIS is how kidney beans looked, I've been lied to my whole life.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Bean lied to*

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I call my toddler "Little Bean" as a term of endearment (well predating my knowledge of lemmy, let alone this trend). I just showed this picture to my wife and said it was a representation of our toddler when they're an adult.

My wife rolled her eyes at me.

edit: Clarification.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Imagine the sounds created as this behemoth slides out of the can. I'm gonna be sick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It takes a few tries so it's more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Heinz can or heiny can?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I hate that it's bean on toast

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That's what they like to make you think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

... Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I prefer mine skinny and long

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Stop trying to make Bean happen

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

He asked for kidney beans on toast not kidney on toast!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I think that's just a kidney, not a kidney bean

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The pinto potato

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The Queen Bean.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Heinz Fetus in Placenta Concentrate.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Bean there, done that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Brits are salivating.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Thats a lot of bean

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Fresh off Jack's bean stalk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

As my eyes scanned from top to bottom I felt an immense sense of dread

Here were my emotions in the form of emoji 😐 😐 🙁 ☹️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Whoops, all bean.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Opiates dung be like

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

THE BIG ONEEE TREVOR MICHAEL AND LESTER YELL IN UNISON

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Contains one (1) big bean

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago