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I would rather be flavourless soylent green than what I'll prob be - and undead zombie with a brain chip keeping basic functions online just enough so I can continue to work a (for humanity) pointless job.
... also, with the amount of microplastics & PFATs in my body the 'bio' part of biofuel is just greenwashing marketing strats :D
Hmm revised strategem:
Die as a radiological/environmental disaster to avoid being used as biofuel by tech billionaires.
Why doesn't the larger of the two classes just turn billionaires into biofuel (for fun, not quantity, perhaps as s memorial) and divest from carbon fuel altogether?
Insects vs the Dinosaurs is probably how we got gasoline.
Meaning unclear, assume sheer residual radiation from aura of the Mothra vs Godzilla fight is what fuels my car. Kinda epic, prob renewable.