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We need a larger one. Yes, for the last time. Pleeeeeeeeeease! (discuss.tchncs.de)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Of course they need a bigger one. They haven’t spontaneously created a world-ending black hole yet.

(Actually? They should build one looping around the meridians. Maybe build a turret at each pole. You know. In case aliens show up. )

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unironically, getting to watch short-lived black holes explode could be really, really useful.

But no, the larger one on the picture isn't anything near big enough for that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Didn’t stop some fearmongering from the last one that went operational.

“The new supercollider could cause BlAcK hOLeS; ExPeRtS SaY!!!1!1!1!1!2!?3!!4!!!”

Honestly, I would love a slow-mo guys style video of a bunch of ~~nerds~~very professional researchers smashing microsingularities into random ~~fruit~~ targets.

I assume it would be fairly boring without some massive magnification… but ya know….