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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Well, are you going to tell us the story?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

I honestly didn't think anyone would be interested. If anything, I expected a blast of hate, since that's what happened the last time I told the story.

But yeah, gimme a bit and I'll come back. Kid's sick, so we gotta do the doctor thing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's funny that his parents were mad about it. I can just imagine them going, "Look, I know we talked about how sexuality isn't a choice... but can't you just choose to like dicks? It would make the conversations with the neighbors so much easier."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

His dad actually said "but we were so nice about it!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Edited it in to the original comment