thesporkeffect

It's true. Cable elves were hunted to extinction by cable goblins by the late 1980's.

"heeland coo"

I imagine it would be kind of like the hypnotoad sound

I expect they already got what they want, killing progressive enthusiasm and getting her to publicly back off wealth tax rates

A conservative not expressing curiosity is unfortunately the most plausible element of the story:( but fuck these cunts, hope they catch consequences

This is aspirational. The election is going to get dragged out as long as possible and then longer and then there will be violence unless we win the lottery :(

Don't use shooter names :(

You're not going to believe this...

Ahh, that says you might need ~2.3 kg of iron sand after removing the non-iron from the material. Blood meal appears to be .2% iron by weight. Very napkin quality math says you'd need ~1150 bags to get enough iron

All the way through Decemberween

Can I use the iron in this to forge a sword??