the_post_of_tom_joad

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I'm usually sitting or lying down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Man Ukraine is gonna be surprised-pika when the us gets tired of using its people to weaken russia. Couldn't they ask any of our previous "allies" how this usually ends?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The inevitable govt bailout will be more expensive if payroll is higher though

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

So this guy is the only marxist in philidelphia or does the man love his shaved beef that much?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol i dont know the math but the speed required to apply that force means theres a sonic boom as well right? Along with the bubblewrap crack of your arm shattering in the process of somehow applying this force/acceleration. I actually wonder if there would be heat before the slap since the distance traveled is so short. Is there enough air between your windup and the chicken?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Musta thrown out his dialin' finger during his "response" to bibi finger-wag

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

contracted by default

Cool, what others are there? Also, goofy question: what's the relative strength of this 'outer anus'? It wasn't listed in my search for strongest muscles and most results are tips on gaining anus strength

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I know from first hand experience you can't do it by accident as one time, hung over and showering in the dark in the early morning i got a little dizzy and sat down.

Perfectly meeting my starfish to the shampoo bottle on the floor. It could not have been more on target had i attempted this.

I shot up, seeing stars like for real for only the second time in my life. I wasnt dizzy, I was up and at em' baby. Wooo what a rush! Hurt a lot for a minute. Hard as i sat down I don't think that bottle tip made it a millimeter into my pooper.

So yeah, impossible

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Something wrong with my browser? Using FF to visit the site the photo was not visible and no amount of fingerfucking the screen would get it to come up. It's me, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of the worst abuses of stereo in my opinion are old Beatles albums. Maybe cuz the tech was somewhat new they were playing far too much? Too much for me anyway

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too-Old Dennis Quaid's 'Reagan' Is Definitely The Absolute Worst Almost-Movie of the Year So Far

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

Some tankies hate the phrase 'work life balance'. Here's what they prefer instead gui-better

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