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Wait, that chick is 31 years old?? Jesus I thought she was mid 40s

Remember Snapchat had the cool feature of showing you "today, X years ago"?
Why did they fuck that up and you get random collages now. It was such a great feature that they have now ruined

I'd prefer not to specify where exactly I live but you're close

It would take me 3 hours to get to work on a bike, and 3 hours home. I’d love to be able to do it, but Vancouver is expensive and I don’t want to waste my free time biking in 30° weather

I don't know how I never put 2 and 2 together on that. wow

for some reason people around 30 years old always call themselves old lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmV2fYKQ2XE&t=14s

esoteric, you say?

a comedian pretending to be the shooter, my god how thirsty for attention can you get

Bilmuri posting on Lemmy??

How do you know you're on Lemmy?

They can't stop mentioning Reddit and how're they're better

For real lol makes me feel a little alienated. I just want to play games on my computer

I read the title as Master Chief at first and thought this was some elaborate joke. Now I know I’m just dumb