sickhack

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Valve’s last two releases were Half Life Alyx and Aperture Desk Job. Both are single player games.

Aperture Desk Job even runs on Linux and Steam Deck.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the soil quality in the Donbas has decreased quite a bit since 2014.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It means you are connected to a WiFi 6 connection. It means your WiFi will be much faster now.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (6 children)

This is how you get all your officers killed in the battlefield.

Colonial sharpshooters were already excellent at picking off Redcoat officers in 1774.

Then both Union and Confederate officers were picked off at a high rate. Look at how garish Grant’s uniform is compared to Stormin’ Norman.

Finally we learned. WW2 officers had ornamentations removed or covered, even far from the battlefield. When the Indianapolis was hit, no one could locate Admiral Spruance. They thought he might have died. Nope, there was a guy wearing just khakis and no ornamentation helping fight the fires— turned out it was Spruance. No one recognized him because he only recently transferred his flag over.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Uh, Voyager aired in 1995 so if you’re 30 now, you would be 1 year old when it aired. Would have been 2 years old when Janeway and Paris had lizard sex. Timothée “Paul Wonka” Chalamet wasn’t even born when Voyager premiered.

When Seska was betraying the crew, Square released Final Fantasy 7.

Voyager encountered the Borg and met Seven about when Baby Hit Me One More Time was released.

When Janeway finally got Voyager home, Drake was starting his career on DeGrassi.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Microsoft made $158b gross profit year, which was a 14% increase over the previous year.

As a comparison, General Motors’ revenue was $170b. Microsoft made almost as much in profit as GM took in totality.

Closing the studios maybe will save Microsoft $0.1b, so potentially increase their profit line by 0.05%.

So hard to think of it as anything other than a middle finger to the devs. Even if it were a mistake, they could afford to let it cook longer like with Rare and redeem the “mistake”.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (5 children)

It’s the Juicero strategy.

“You can’t squeeze our juice packs! Only our special machine can properly squeeze our juice packs for optimal taste!”

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Yes, as Captain Sonya Gomez of the USS Archimedes.